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raptorific:

raptorific:

Angry person on tumblr: My time is too valuable for you. You’ve been blocked, reported, I put a parental lock on your page, I’ve taken a vow before god and a separate vow before the devil to not speak to you again, and in five seconds, I’m going to stick my brain in an Eternal Sunshine machine and have you erased from my memory. BYE.
Angry person on tumblr: [ten minutes later] —AND ANOTHER THING…

If you’re reblogging this with “this is so me,” you’re well within your rights to do that, but I feel like it’d be wrong of me to let you go forward thinking this is supposed to be some kind of “relatable post” for you. You’re the joke. I’m making fun of you. The purpose of this post was “the person I’m describing is a dick,” and I feel like you should be aware of that before you say you relate to that person.

^^^^^ If you’re going to be done with someone - be done with them.

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programmerdad:

foodffs:

Creamy Cauliflower and Bacon Soup

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

sperari

I’m getting this idea about you and strong desires for soup involving cruciferous vegetables.

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godlessgirl:

ianference:

In working on my forthcoming book on Buffalo State Hospital, I had to find and scan negatives from about a dozen days spent inside the sprawling Kirkbride plan asylum.  This brought back tons of memories - on one trip in 2006, I resolved to finally get a halfway decent shot of the ornate (and impenetrable) vault in the basement directly under the towers.  This would prove to be a tricky task - it’s pitch black down there; the scene is extremely contrasty, so I would have to choose a low-contrast, low-saturation, relatively slow portrait film - I decided on Fuji NPS 160.  I would have to set up LED lanterns to light the scene in an appropriate manner, and fill in the gaps light painting with my LED torch.  Then I’d have to set up my camera in the near-darkness, meter, and account for the relatively high reciprocity failure of this film.  In order to capture maximal detail, I settled on 15 minutes at f/8 - slightly overexposed by my calculations, but of course that could be accounted for in printing.  I spent well over an hour at it, while my friends mattlambros, Erin, and Dan photographed other parts of the building.  After two hours of setup and four exposures with various lighting designs, I finally walked away with an image that I liked - but now, looking at it again, I can’t help but wonder - what’s in that locked vault, door rusted in place, dial oxidized so it can’t even turn?  I doubt I’ll ever find out.

Print available here.

I feel like sperari and other photography lovers will appreciate the effort and dedication to a single shot.

Definitely. Photography is 90% planning.

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http://brutereason.tumblr.com/post/100044919673/teachthemhowtothink-while-at-the-park

godlessgirl:

teachthemhowtothink:

While at the park yesterday, my son approached a little girl who appeared to be about 3 years old. His intent was to invite her to play with him, but unfortunately she was quite shy and his offer ended disastrously with her running off to her mom crying.

He felt…

sperari programmerdad

Awesome.

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toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

In more contrary-brain moments, I note that the limerick is a terrible way to communicate math; without parentheses there’s no way to denote order of operations.

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alternatefalls:

inspiring

It’s probably telling that before finishing reading the tweet, I was already arguing with it. (“Your uncle? How is life from your uncle? Why not from your weird parents?”)

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tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

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xkcd: The Sake of Argument

Pretty sure that panel three could stand in for fully half of all my responses to assholes online.

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  • Liam: Mom! Mom! I want music! I want you to turn on the music on your phone!
  • Me: No, Liam, I can't right now, I'm driving.
  • ***
  • Liam: Mom, I don't want this song. Turn it to a different song. MOM. I said turn it to a different song.
  • Me: LIAM. Wait until I'm stopped at a red light. I can't change it now, I'm driving.
  • ***
  • Liam: Moooooom, I want the Lego movie song. I want EVERYTHING IS AWESOME. Will you play it on your phone?
  • Me: Liam, do you see this big street we're on? It's a lot of cars really close, huh? It's the interstate. I can't do anything with the music while we're on the interstate, I have to pay attention because I'm driving.
  • ***
  • Me: Liam, your brother's crying - do you want to sing the continents song and make him laugh?
  • Liam: I can't mom. You're driving.
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catling42:

sperari:

lilbasthet:

lizthirose:

Hold on… I had a 1% chance of getting blue eyes and… got them?!

Me too!!! And I’ve always wanted green ones and this fucks me up… -.-

Everything I’ve ever read suggests this is untrue, particularly the two blue eyed parents part - that’s 99% blue. I can dig a little more and fix the chart if people are really interested, but - yeah, green eyes are generally pretty unlikely.

Fix it and add hazels! 
sperari

Eye color inheritance chart, simplified

Based on this calculator. There are other models that are probably better and I am not a geneticist, I mostly  just wanted to clear up the whole blue+blue=99% green error. I do not have the expertise to get into hazel, and based on what I’ve read, neither is SCIENCE. (I’ve seen it suggested that hazel eyes are just low melanin brown or high melanin green!)

If you really want to calculate your personal chances based on your parents and siblings and all that, I recommend this Stanford widget - it’s pretty cool, as is most of their stuff on genetics.

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dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys

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fanmix yourself template by: samantha & meghan01. a song that makes you want to fall in love 02. your favorite pump up song 03. your favorite song to rock out to 04. a song that reminds you of summer 05. your favorite cover of a song 06. a song you sing in the shower 07. a song that reminds you of someone 08. what you want your wedding song to be 09. your favorite 90s/2000s song 10. a song to heal a heartbreak 11. your favorite song from a girl group 12. a song you know all the lyrics to 13. your favorite oldies rock song 14. a song by your favorite artist 15. a song that you like to fall asleep to 16. a song that makes you feel invincible 17. a song that makes you feel better when you’re down 18. your favorite holiday song 19. a song that is from a genre of music you don’t usually listen to 20. a song you associate with your favorite book
fanmix yourself template by: samantha & meghan


01. a song that makes you want to fall in love 02. your favorite pump up song 03. your favorite song to rock out to 04. a song that reminds you of summer 05. your favorite cover of a song 06. a song you sing in the shower 07. a song that reminds you of someone 08. what you want your wedding song to be 09. your favorite 90s/2000s song 10. a song to heal a heartbreak 11. your favorite song from a girl group 12. a song you know all the lyrics to 13. your favorite oldies rock song 14. a song by your favorite artist 15. a song that you like to fall asleep to 16. a song that makes you feel invincible 17. a song that makes you feel better when you’re down 18. your favorite holiday song 19. a song that is from a genre of music you don’t usually listen to 20. a song you associate with your favorite book

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